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- First reviewOctober 5, 2008
- Last reviewJune 26, 2009
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I'm so very very ashamed
PostedJune 26, 2009
Artaxx
from Los Angeles, CA
By far Bay's worst movie. It's supposed to be a movie about transforming robots and instead is a nothing but an excuse to show Megean Fox's behind (albeit a good one) for 2.5 hours. At no point does anything make sense! This movie has a terrible plot or lack there of, Ridiculous dialog, characters that you can't wait to see stomped into flesh pizzas, and some of the worst cinematography to date. Everytime something cool is happening, they cut away to show you what is supposed to pass for terror on the faces of the performers, or while robots are attacking and missles are firing and machine guns plug holes into flowerpots and lighting fixtures, it seemed like a good idea to cut to two dogs humping eachother. My god, what have we become?
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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Open your eyes...
PostedOctober 5, 2008
Artaxx
from Los Angeles, CA
A good movie. Most of the time I felt as if I was struggling along with Julianne Moore. This movie portrays the old phrase, "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king," amazingly well. With such intense and not too overly dramatic dialog sequences and excellent performances I would say that this movie is a well needed break from the typical disaster/sci-fi/hollywood crap I've watched all summer.
Yes, I recommend this movie.
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