The "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was the most contrived, most ostentatious pile of refuse I have ever encountered. I would sooner call a smattering of words and a series of facile convulsions "cinema" than this latest schizophrenic offering from Lucasfilm. If you yearn for a film wherein 99% of the scenes, props, wildlife, and stunts are computer generated, you would be better off attending a Pixar flick instead (the dialogue is sure to be more involving). Fans of the franchise beware: this was not Indiana Jones; this was X-Files meets Scooby Doo.