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worst movie EVER - great helpful review
PostedMay 13, 2008
laserman333
I took my 4 year old daughter to see Speed Racer and thought it would be a good kids movie. I was sooooo wrong. Speed Racer has acting on par with CBS's CSI Miami. The movie failed to grab my interest or attention after 30 minutes in the theater. There was absolutely NO continuity or sense that the movie was going anywhere. The timeline was almost impossible to follow with scenes in the future, then in the past then farther in the future, back to the??? when is it now? There was one? who's sister? Are you confused? Yeah, so was I. I was also upset enough about the movie to leave with my little girl in-tow and vowed to tell everyone I know, and anyone else who will listen about the worst moovie I have EVER seen. We left after just about 40 minutes of in-action and poor acting. I will NEVER pay to see another movie with Susan Serandon and John Goodman. What a TOTAL piece of GARBAGE. The review about being in a pinball machine? What the heck is that and how long before the movie did you take the acid and how much of the 9th grade did you complete?
If anyone reading this has more than a sixth grade education, do yourself a favor and just stay home dust off your sun visors or clean out the cat box...either will be far more rewarding and entertaining than the piece of CRAPOLA called Speed Racer!
BOOOOOO HISSSSSSSS. Awful movie, DO NOT PAY TO SEE IT, DO NOT WATCH IT ON CABLE OR DVD, IF A FRIEND TRIES TO GET YOU TO WATCH IT...THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
Okay, you get the point!
If anyone reading this has more than a sixth grade education, do yourself a favor and just stay home dust off your sun visors or clean out the cat box...either will be far more rewarding and entertaining than the piece of CRAPOLA called Speed Racer!
BOOOOOO HISSSSSSSS. Awful movie, DO NOT PAY TO SEE IT, DO NOT WATCH IT ON CABLE OR DVD, IF A FRIEND TRIES TO GET YOU TO WATCH IT...THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
Okay, you get the point!
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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