this bloated excuse of a Hollywood strike picture is just oozing at the seams with meaningless plot points and characters, with an ending so asinine i actually strained my eyeballs from rolling them so hard
the fight scenes were blurry messes of metal, but on the rare occasions that they actually slowed it down, the shots and blows were amazing.
unfortunately, they wasted more slow-mo on Megan fox than on any of the autobots.
i think the biggest disappointment was the level of crude humor bordering on straight out vulgarity. dog/robot humping and the most racist portrayal i have ever seen in a summer tentpole feature.
why Michael Bay? is the only question i think of.
well, that and, why would anyone sit through this twice.