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Only good if you like things that are awesome
PostedMay 3, 2008
DeathwishJones
from Kansas City, MO
BE CAREFUL! If you are opposed to things like men dressed in metal armor flying around in the sky and SLAUGHTERING EVILDOERS to the sound of HEAVY, WAILING GUITARS, you will TOTALLY HATE THIS. You will scoff at this. If that is the case, I suggest you go back to your lame art movies about art and the artists that make it because Iron Man, he's totally straight. He is a rich dude who has carnal relations with totally hot girls. He makes bombs capable of leveling stone walls like it is NOTHING. NOTHING I TELL YOU. He has a friend who is a general in the army. This general, he's probably done some pretty awesome stuff, but Iron Man, he doesn't even care. He's like "Man, you need to shut up, let's have some whisky" and that general? HE TAKES THESE ORDERS AND DRINKS THAT FINE WHISKY. Then he meets some terrorists, and they tell him to build a rocket. Does he listen? NO WAY! He's all "okay yes I will build your rocket for you" then instead he builds a SUIT OF METAL and KILLS THEM FOR FUN. Then he decides that suit isn't all that awesome, and he builds a new one and continues on a HEROIC DEATH SPREE, liberating innocents. He flies and he shoots people in the head with some kind of insane ROBOT MAGIC. Also, that general? He's going to have a metal suit in the next movie! His name will be WAR MACHINE. Could there be a better name for a superhero? NO. THERE COULD NOT. So if you like awesome things, you should see Iron Man, but if you just like boring things you will probably just scoff and/or cry. So DO NOT BE IN THE THEATER WHEN I SEE THIS. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow makes a HOT REDHEAD. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
Yes, I recommend this movie.
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