I've seen bad movies and liked them. This was just so bad that I was laughing at the serious moments, and the entire insipid romance between Bella the moron and Edward the emo stalker was awful.
Plot made no sense and there were leaps were I suddenly wondered if I'd fallen asleep and missed something vital beyond vampires that had rolled in glitter and liked to climb trees.
Best thing I can say is it'll give my friends and I material for months to make other people laugh.