So this short review is from the eyes of the guy who bought you the tickets and sat down with you because he knew it would make you happy.
To the nonfan, Twilight is the standard lonely human girl meets brooding vampire “who is tortured over seeing her as lover and food” formula.
For the boyfriend/husband nonfan, be prepared to be bumped to 2nd or 3rd best by Pattinson/Cullen. You'll at least have an allright movie to watch with her, her happiness at you guys going to see HER movie, and watchign her face as she gets that special flavor of happiness and lust from getting to stare into Cullen's eyes.