At least I found out what half a billion dollars worth of cheese looks like. Three stars only because of the technical accomplishment, but zero stars for doing anything with all that technique. The plot seemed to have been swiped from Steven Seagal's reject scripts pile. The only aspect of the movie that was not at least a thousand times too much was the subtlety. The story had some possibilities, but all of them were lost in the obvious. What is the point of the 3D? For an enchanted forest milieu, normal vision worked pretty well for Pan's Labyrinth. See only to be familiar with a cultural landmark.