Exactly what you expect from the trailers... almost. Lots of stuff blows up. The storyline is irrelevant because all you really expect to see is things blowing up, and they do. I want to make sure you know that things blow up big and loud and everywhere. I expected that. but... I did not expect Megan Fox's Giant Balloon Lips. Wow. She looks she just got in a fight. At certain angles, her lips looked bigger than her behind. Sorry, I can't drop it very easily. Every time, I saw her close up, I imagined her saying 'blubblublublublub,' and I laughed out loud. so... The plot's predictable, the characters are shallow, things blow up. The incidental humor is cheap and profane. It's exactly what I planned on seeing - except for those lips.