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X-Files: I Want My Money Back
PostedJuly 26, 2008
Joeadig
from Hamilton, NJ
My wife, who never liked the show, fell asleep.
My father-in-law, who also never liked the show, took a walk through the theater lobby.
My mother-in-law, who owns every season on DVD and has been obsessively waiting for this film, was insulted by what she saw and almost in tears because of her disappointment.
Me? I just want my money back. It was awful.
The "plot" was uncreative, the "twists" were absurd, and the resolution was an insult to anyone with even a fragment of a brain. At one point, I actually heard the man behind me say "are you serious?!" when a particularly lame Scully was able to connect a Bible verse mentioned by a pedophile priest and some mailbox numbers, which led to the rousing conclusion.
If you loved the X-Files show, don't go see this movie. It's like going to your 10-year high school reunion and seeing the Homecoming Queen fat, bald and nasty. Leave the memory was it is.
My father-in-law, who also never liked the show, took a walk through the theater lobby.
My mother-in-law, who owns every season on DVD and has been obsessively waiting for this film, was insulted by what she saw and almost in tears because of her disappointment.
Me? I just want my money back. It was awful.
The "plot" was uncreative, the "twists" were absurd, and the resolution was an insult to anyone with even a fragment of a brain. At one point, I actually heard the man behind me say "are you serious?!" when a particularly lame Scully was able to connect a Bible verse mentioned by a pedophile priest and some mailbox numbers, which led to the rousing conclusion.
If you loved the X-Files show, don't go see this movie. It's like going to your 10-year high school reunion and seeing the Homecoming Queen fat, bald and nasty. Leave the memory was it is.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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