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Piece of crap yet sadly the best of the 5 movies.
PostedApril 30, 2011
BrianAbington
from Spokane Wa
Fast 5 is the kind of movie that appeals to teenage guys, and guys in their 20's and 30's that still act like teenagers.
On the whole it is stupid, horribly acted and not very realistic.
Vin Diesel is horribly distracting in this movie...its not just the really bad acting but he looks like he is getting a fat man face. The double chin just seems really weird and I am sure many of his female fans will be confused.
Paul Walker has obviously taken acting lessons being the only person from the original FF movie to have any serious work since that time it would be an absolute requirement.
Dwayne Johnson is far enough out from his wrestling days that he can now be taken seriously as an actor and is actually pretty good in this movie and is believable in his role as Agent Hobbs.
The movie starts out stupid and then has all sorts of other stupidity through out making it just another typical action movie.
The implausible bus crash.
Henchmen who can't put a single round on target...especially one with a torso as big as Vin's
The flash charging sound indicating that the FBI agent turned on the laser on his weapon.
And my favorite stupid action movie sound effect...the sound of every weapon being cycled as it is being pulled out.
The ex-mossad agent holding the gun sideways gangsta style...
These are just a few.
Henchmen who can't put a single round on target...especially one with a torso as big as Vin's
The flash charging sound indicating that the FBI agent turned on the laser on his weapon.
And my favorite stupid action movie sound effect...the sound of every weapon being cycled as it is being pulled out.
The ex-mossad agent holding the gun sideways gangsta style...
These are just a few.
Adding in Ludacris and Tyrese Gibson and some other people from previous movies did not help the plot at all.
Could somebody tell me how the new gen chargers they stole turned into previous gen chargers when they painted them flat black?
Also which SRT package do you have to order to be able to pull a 5 ton safe at nearly 80 MPH
I will say that the movie did look and sound pretty spectacular at the Imax.
Sound design was amazing. They did a great job capturing the sound of the cars and most of the weapons make the correct sound when they go bang.
The stupid bus crash shook the floor of the theater when it hit the ground.
So I did enjoy that.
The actors just left alot to be desired.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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