I never thought anything would top the cheesy, over-hyped and pointless "holiday" of Valentine's Day. That is, until I recently saw the movie of the same name. I honestly knew NOTHING about the movie before I walked into the theater, but I knew that my wife really wanted to see it. I bought the tickets thinking, "How bad could it be, really?" For the next two hours I was bombarded with every predictable Hollywood love cliche in the book. Guys, don't go see this. Instead, buy your significant other two tickets and suggest she take her friend to a movie. Women, please don't expect your boyfriend/husband to see this movie with you. He will end up fidgeting in his seat the entire time, infuriating you.