This was a poorly plotted, poorly acted, really boring movie. I was terribly disappointed. I won't own this one. Johnny Depp was the best "feature" and only because he presented a genuinely likeable character. Forget the rest of the cast. Someone should take Anne Hathaway to lunch at a Carb Bar; her body looked anorexic (not waifish, as her character must have intended to be). What a shame.