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2hrs And 10mins I'll Never Get Back
PostedNovember 23, 2009
Blohm
from Cincinnati
The book New Moon is 576 pages, yet I am only allowed 750 characters to review this movie. If space allowed, I could craft 576 pages detailing how this movie is easily one of the worst movies ever. I understand the demographic this story reaches out to however the plot and suspense obviously were influenced by such stalwart shows such as Save By The Bell or Goose Bumps. I have to congratulate the screenwriter for their promotion from staff writer at the "Weekly Reader" to writer of unfathomable boredom. I’m one of the morons who dropped cash down to watch the abomination Battlefield Earth, but by the time I got to around the eighth minute of New Moon, I discovered staying home and watching my dog sleep is more entertaining then this idiocy.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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