I should have known this would be awful considering the book is barely a story either. Nothing even happened. The acting was awful. The special effects were awful. Robert Pattinson's facial expressions were....inexplicable as usual. Horrible dialogue. Horrible make-up. The only redeeming quality of this film is the fact that its underage co-star managed to remain shirtless for a good amount of time (and even that was poorly worked into the script).
Of course teenage girls will love this. Who doesn't love unhealthy, emotionally abusive relationships?
More pathetic than there are words to describe it.