NOTE: The ‘critics’ aren’t rvwing the movie for what it is; they are rvwing it for what they think it should be. Plus: Kristen Stewart's portrayal of Bella’s numbness; Months chapters; Almost kisses btwn Bella & Jacob(Taylor Lautner); One-liners("You can't trust a vampire. Trust me"(Edward, Robert Pattinson), "...perpetual bachelor..."(Charlie, Billy Burke); CGI wolves; Bella dream sequence of aging at beg of movie; Bella cliff-diving w/Victoria(Rachelle Lafevre) swimming at her & apparition Edward while Jacob pulls her out; the ending. Minus: Pattinson’s acting. He takes this character too seriously; Edward's wardrobe; Jasper's(Jackson Rathbone) wig & facial expressions; Alice's(Ashley Greene) vision of the future; motorcycle test driving