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One Tree Hill With Blood
PostedNovember 19, 2011
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fromĀ Tennessee
Took my daughter and her 2 best friends to see Breaking Dawn, a movie where vampires bite no one, native americans are constantly pissed off and half naked and the main chick somehow gets a growing baby bump while turning into a anorexic skeleton. Then the half naked werewolf falls in love (yes, goofy,imprinted love) with the newborn. The whole thing is like a 2hour Abercrombie & Fitch ad mixed with a bad German Film. Basically a train wreck of hormone and emotion. Which perfectly describes being a 13 year old girl. So I guess I get it.
Yes, I recommend this movie.
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