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PostedJanuary 20, 2011
Jetflash6999
from Washington, D.C.
I hated this movie.
I suppose that should be the start.
From the very beginning of the film, I was alternatively bored or disgusted. I left the theater about forty minutes or so into it, bought some popcorn, played some arcade games, etc. When I came back, I felt like that time was better spent out of the theater than in it.
I suppose I should have expected it. I hate Seth Rogen's style. Nothing he does appeals to me. I allowed myself to be wowed before the film by the promise of cool car chases, guns, and explosions; however, those all seemed sub-par with the two main characters' moronic chatter narrating the whole thing.
My favorite scene was where Seth Rogen's character gets his butt kicked. That about sums up my feelings on him.
The only other two scenes worth noting (in a good way) were the one moment where The Green Hornet manages to be awesome (really, just one moment. Don't blink. You'll miss it), and the ending scene of the car.
That reminds me- the Car. Yes, capitalized. they call it something else, but whatever. The car deserves a special award for putting up with the idiocy it was forced to transport.
DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE.
Go rent/Netflix/buy 'Deathrace,' 'The Fast And The Furious,' or even 'Gone in Sixty Seconds' if you want cars, guns, and explosions. Get 'Kickass,' 'Batman Begins' (or 'Dark Knight'), or even 'Sky High' if you want superheroes.
I wish I could get my money back, so I could go see something I might actually enjoy.
Heck, I don't just want my money back, I want my TIME back. I hated this movie so much I want to erase the 1 hour and 48 minutes I spent watching it.
My life would have been improved by not watching this movie.
Don't let yourselves feel the same regret.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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