"Top five reasons why you cannot go wrong with Zombieland: 1) It features Woody Harrelson as a gun slinging badass 2) it stars Jesse Eisenberg, who is awkward and hilarious and whose Narrations of zombie rules will likely be quoted for years to come 3) it features Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin aka "Little Miss Sunshine" as con-women and zombie killers 4) it has quite possibly the best "as himself" cameo in movie history 5) it has hilariously gratuitous zombie violence throughout."