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Sparkles and Skin
PostedJune 30, 2010
HeyScottYouRock
from Monroe, NY
This movie was absolutely ridiculous.
I still don't understand the whole appeal of the series. A whiny, obsessives teen wants to become a vampire. Though she has a family that loves her, friends who accept her, and is free to roam about life as she wishes, she still feels like as if no one understands her and needs to change herself. Why? It does not make any sense.
She spent the entirety of "New Moon" wishing for Edward to come back and scoop her into his arms, and in this film when that wish has come true all she does is push him away. Why? Because there is this other teen, Jocab, who obviously loves her based on his threats of killing her if she doesn't love him too. Oh, and he's a werewolf; might as well get all the cliches out of the way now.
Edward pouts, Jacob snarls, Bella can't act. This movie was nothing but a teen triangle about a loose chick and two guys who want to save her for some reason I cannot fathom. Which brings me to my next question: what is so special about her? Is there a reason she must be saved? Or have these two, yes i will admit it, attractive males just hit rock bottom and settled? She doesn't seem to be very nice to either of them; leading them by their nether regions, even on the verge of raping Edward who, in a class act, wants to wait until marriage. In this day and age women should be swooning over a man like that. Bella complains and moans about it.
Women, and some men, will leave the theater wishing for a life portrayed in the cinema, and this movie makes me scared for the generation that follows the films with some eager enthusiasm. This was garbage, nothing more than a woman who wants someone, anyone apparently, in her pants and to become a vampire because she is so spoiled she cannot think of anything else she could possibly want. Vampires and werewolves aside, there was absolutely nothing realistic about this film. The most believable character was Bella's wig, but even then i still felt it to be overpaid.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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