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  • Review count
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  • First review
    March 6, 2010
  • Last review
    November 20, 2010
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3 / 5
3 / 5
Harry Potter and the Deathly Bore
PostedNovember 20, 2010
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from San Jose
Probably because it was faithful to the book, most of the movie dragged. The whole tone was morose.
The set pieces were fine, as were the special effects, but there were too many long periods where I had to fight to stay awake.
Yes, I recommend this movie.
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1 / 5
1 / 5
Worst movie ever?
PostedNovember 13, 2010
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from San Jose
Michael Bertram: " Skyline may be the worst movie I have seen in my life, right down there with The Stuff and Eve of Destruction. Seriously. Do not see it. Do not rent it. Do not watch it on cable. You have been warned.
Aside from some decent CGI aliens, the quality of Skyline is bad in several areas. It looks like they couldn't afford decent film stock, washed out an grainy, and not in an intentional way. The whole thing is ...shot in one apt building. Despite being in LA only about a dozen people live in the city. The dialog and plotting are at about the level of a HS project. About a quarter of the audience left the theater after the first half hour."
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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2 / 5
2 / 5
Alice in Wonderland
PostedMarch 6, 2010
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from San Jose
I was really looking forward to this movie based on the character design and promo shots, but was very disappointed.
I found the overall movie to be emotionally flat, there was little character development during the movie and aside from the Red Queen, none of the characters was particularly interesting. The fact that the story line was so simple and linear did not help.
Despite the wonderful character design, the cinematography was flat, almost desaturated.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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