Heisenberg's stats
- Review count7
- Helpfulness votes2
- First reviewMay 31, 2009
- Last reviewMarch 15, 2010
- Featured reviews0
- Average rating2.1
Heisenberg's Reviews
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5
no yellowbrick road
PostedMarch 15, 2010
the 3d was no as mature as the 3d in Avatar. The sound mixing in this film is also very poorly done. Most of the people in the theater with me couldn't understand that majority of the script - it was as if the actors were mumbling while the music intended for the background was blaring.
this film is, I felt, also somewhat uninspired. tim burton has a singular vision for film which he unfortunately feels he needs to repeat with every film he's involved with. It would have been nice to see a lot more imagination and thought applied to the sets.
As for the acting... well, no one overacted however there are no award winning performances
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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Meh...
PostedDecember 31, 2009
This film is Dances With Wolves in space. The special effects were good but, much of the 3D was lackluster. Much of the combat choreography was unimaginative and counter intuitive.
The film takes place in 2159 and there has apparently been a dramatic social decline evidenced by 95% of the humans in this film representing the absolute worst in humanity.
This film consistently taught the wrong, negative, messages including referring to people who own stock in a company as genocidal maniacs. This film attacks capitalism, the scientific community and Veterans.
This film heavily plagiarizes from sources including the Lion King, Dances with Wolves, Halo, Final Fantasy, Gorillas in the Mist and several others.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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growl
PostedMay 31, 2009
I was elected to bring a young relative to see this film... upon leaving the theater, I felt I was robbed of 2 hours of life.
In fact, I felt violated. As if watching this film somehow cheapened life.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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growl
PostedMay 31, 2009
I marked the passage of time during this movie by carving lines into the wooden arm rests of my seat with my finger nails.
This film qualifies as a form of torture.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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4
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5
Star Trek
PostedMay 31, 2009
There were a few things in this film that didnt make any sense but, as a whole, this film is a worthy successor to the franchise.
While time dilation may not exist in the universe this film takes place in, and while black holes used for transportation to the past destroyed the bad guy at the end instead of transporting him further into the past, other plot holes in this film were far less noticeable.
As with several other franchise films this season, Star Trek offered several "shout outs" to previous installments of its franchise. These were mostly pointless and seemed to serve the singular purpose of indicating that the script writers had at least read a wiki article about the franchise before writing the script.
Yes, I recommend this movie.
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terminator
PostedMay 31, 2009
This film was acceptable up until the last 10 minutes. At that point, the film completely fell apart.
I've waited 20 years to see a movie about the future John Conner. What they delivered in this film was... well, it's as if they wrote the script while out drinking at the bar, took the easy way out of everything and wrote it to appeal to the lowest common denominator of human beings.
Add 1 star to my rating if you enjoy melodrama.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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Wolverine
PostedMay 31, 2009
The problem with this film is that it was simply over ambitious and had far too wide a scope. They crammed everything they could think of into a 90 minute movie and the result was a film with a couple of good scenes surrounded in a sea of sewage. The film makers should seriously be embarrassed, ashamed even.
The film wasn't so bad up until the New Orleans scene. The moment Gambit entered the picture, the film had jumped the shark.
This film would have been better, good even, if it was a darker film focused on a much smaller scale. If, for example, this film was Wolverine hunting and evading Sabertooth in the woods in Canada, it would have been 1000 times better than what I was witness to in the theater.
No, I do not recommend this movie.
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